I pride myself in not regularly eating store-bought cookies. I mean, if I'm gonna "waste" calories, I'm gonna waste them on some home-baked, fresh-from-the-oven sweets -- not crunchy, crumbly, flavorless yuckies from the grocery store.* I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I'm a cookie snob.
So when I decided to give Candy Cane Oreos a whirl on Sunday, I had fairly low expectations. I thought, "Creme with crunchy sprinkles? I dunno . . ." But I tried one, anyway, 'cause who can resist a mint/chocolate combination, and lo and behold! I was forever changed. That cookie was magical. I. Wanted. More.
So more I got. Four bags more, in fact. Yes, that's right -- the following day I bought the last four bags (that I could find) at Wally World. I didn't eat them all . . . That would just be ridiculous. I gave two bags away and am considering giving the fourth away. Why? Because the world has to know about these cookies. They are the best, and I can't keep that knowledge to myself. (That does not mean I haven't eat at least six Oreos every night for the last three nights. A girl has got to eat, after all.)
Anyway, buy a bag.** Or don't. Because they're like Pringles that way: Once you pop, you can't stop!
* It's quite amazing that one company can produce both the best cookie and the worst. (See Food Review: Mint OREO Fudge Cremes.)
** Incidentally, the bag is extremely user-friendly. You can re-seal it after you've had your fill of cookies. It really locks in that crisp Oreo freshness.
